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Once the workshop젨competition was conducted in USA professors from different fields have attended the workshop. The workshop title is Kiss. They have defined the kiss in their own manner.
>Now guess who have won the final prize.
>
>kiss
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>Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
>Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
>Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the
>expansion of the heart.
>Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
>Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
>Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris
>muscles in the state of contraction.
>Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
>Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when
>returned.
>Prof. of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always
>higher than the supply.
>Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the
>vital statistics of 36-24-36.
>Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child,ecstasy for
>the youth and homage for the old.
>Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is
>more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and
>it is applicable to all..
>Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable.
>Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond
>between the two dynamic objects.

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